A Quick Special Valentine's Day Dedication To No-one

I love No-one. No-one is my best friend, my love, my perfect partner. When I said my first words, No-one was there. When I became a man, No-one was there. When I killed my first french bear, No-one was there. When I had my first drunken car accident, No-one was there. No-one has been with me in all the important parts of my life and for that I am grateful, so today on Valentine's Day I say: I Love No-one.

Here's to you No-one. You have been my greatest influence. God Bless No-one.