In India people used to get executed by elephant. Awesome. If you're going to die, I can't think of a more unique or funnier way than that. Too bad we don't have elephants over here. We could use them to threaten all the annoying kids who drive with their motorbikes at 3am waking me up because of the goddamn fucking racket. Fuck you annoying bastard sons of whores, you're going to be elefucked!! That would be great.
Another thing I really hate are the people who I have come to realize are a bunch of elitist animal saving snobs. They get all excited and wet themselves at the prospect of rescuing a fucking cat or a stupid poodle. I've never seen them get angry and upset about all the homeless rats though. These furry critters don't have the big floppy ears like a beagle or a basset hound, but that doesn't make their plight any less heartbreaking.
Tonight, countless rats will go to bed without a proper dinner. They don't get free medical care. They don't get food stamps. They don't even get little blocks of government cheese. Through discrimination, they are denied jobs and housing. Few sewer rats will ever have their dreams come true. Dreams like owning their own home, being a head chef at a French restaurant, or working as a councilman at a city hall.
Tonight as you eat your fast food at your own computer, think about how across the globe, millions of rats will go to bed hungry without a full tummy. Some might find garbage to chew on or even the toes of the homeless. Would you want to chew on the toes of the homeless?
Please, for the sake of humanity, open your doors to a homeless rat and lets make this world a good place for rodent-kind. Because this sitch just bloody sucks.
That's all for now.
Monday 21 September 2009
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