Τελευταία εχω βαρεθεί να με το να γράφω στα ελληνικά. Είναι ιδιαίτερα ενοχλητικό το οτι ΚΑΘΕ ΓΑΜΗΜΕΝΗ ΛΕΞΗ χρειάζεται τόνο. Είναι κρίμα, αλλα τι να κάνουμε? Αν σας ενδιαφέρουν τοσο οι σκέψεις μου τότε μάθετε καλά αγγλικά, μαλάκες.
Όπως και να έχει το θέμα... σήμερα, μετα απο ενα περίπατο στο κέντρο της πόλης όπου διαμένω, μου έκανε εντύπωση το ποσοστό των ασχήμων ατόμων που κυκλοφορούν ελεύθεροι και χωρίς επίβλεψη στους δρόμους. Ηταν ιδιαίτερα τρομακτικό. Δεν το είχα παρατηρήσει μέχρι τώρα, μαλλον επειδή μισώ τους πάντες ανεξαιρέτως, οπότε δεν με ενδιέφερε αν ηταν άσχημοι ή οχι. Αλλα σήμερα ηταν διαφορετικά, ηταν τόσοι πολλοί οι ασχήμοι που ηταν αδύνατο να μου διαφύγει, ακόμα και εμένα.
Με την σημερινή τεχνολογία που έχουμε στη διαθεσή μας θα έπρεπε να είναι παράνομο να υπάρχουν τοσοι πολλοί άσχημοι άνθρωποι. Θα έπρεπε να ντρέπονται οι όμορφοι που δεν εχουν κινηθεί μέχρι τωρα προς αποφυγή του προβλήματος. Το ελάχιστο που θα μπορούσαν να κάνουν θα ηταν να κάνουν απο 5-10 παιδιά ο καθένας, αφου όλοι ξέρουμε οτι οι ώραιοι άνθρωποι πηγαίνουν μονο με τις ωραίες και αντίστροφα. Ετσι δεν 8α έπεφτε τόσο ο μέσος ορος όμορφων.
Οχι οτι με ενδιάφερει να υπάρχουν περισσότεροι όμορφοι ανθρώποι απο την άλλη πλευρά. Οι όμορφοι άνθρωποι είναι ηλίθιοι συνήθως, με ΙQ κατω απο 20. Ξέρω κουνέλια με περισσότερη ευφυία απο κάποιους όμορφους. Κάποιοι είναι τόσο ηλίθιοι που θα γύριζαν τους δείκτες του ρολογιού τους πίσω υπο την εντύπωση οτι ο χρόνος 8α αντιστρεφοταν. Οχι το καλύτερο παράδειγμα ηλιθιότητας, αλλα καταλαβαίνετε το νόημα.
Βασικά είμαστε καταδικασμένοι, ή να γεμήσει ο κόσμος άσχημους, είτε να γεμήσει με όμορφους ηλίθιους.
Tuesday 5 May 2009
Dude
Hey bros!! What's up dudes?!? Wanna catch a few waves with me later? I'll be there with all the other dudes and dudettes!! You know... yesterday a shark bit a giant chunk outta my surfboard man!! I was like 'Damn!!' and 'That's totally awesome Bro!!!'.
Yesterday I found out one of my girl-friends is into other chicks... I mean Duuuuuuuuuuuuudeeeeeeeee!! Seriously!! No wonder she never seemed that into me man! It's like awesome in a totally weird way bro! I think she's a bit, like, not ok, you know dude? In the head I mean. Maybe that's what ya get man, when you're a dudette who likes other chicks.
Dude, one of the other dudes gave me a totally awesome and excellent idea the other day!! I should become an actor in a sports show!!!! It'd be like, totally cool and awesome in a gnarly way!!! I'm pretty sure he'll try it before me though, fair play, it was the dude's original idea after all. Even though I think I'd be better at it, especially when ya think that I'm like, an extremely handsome young devil, right dude!?!?
Oh man, I just realised that I've got to go work-out!! This body didn't happen by itself you know dude? Just so all you dudes and dudettes know, exercise is killer!! Which kinda reminds me...one of my dudes got killed once, while doing a bench press.. but other than that it's like, totally awesome man!!
So, I'll be off dudes!! Keep on rockin' with the times!! Oh, yeah and remember to RECYCLE!! It's the cool thing to do dudes!! Later!!
Yesterday I found out one of my girl-friends is into other chicks... I mean Duuuuuuuuuuuuudeeeeeeeee!! Seriously!! No wonder she never seemed that into me man! It's like awesome in a totally weird way bro! I think she's a bit, like, not ok, you know dude? In the head I mean. Maybe that's what ya get man, when you're a dudette who likes other chicks.
Dude, one of the other dudes gave me a totally awesome and excellent idea the other day!! I should become an actor in a sports show!!!! It'd be like, totally cool and awesome in a gnarly way!!! I'm pretty sure he'll try it before me though, fair play, it was the dude's original idea after all. Even though I think I'd be better at it, especially when ya think that I'm like, an extremely handsome young devil, right dude!?!?
Oh man, I just realised that I've got to go work-out!! This body didn't happen by itself you know dude? Just so all you dudes and dudettes know, exercise is killer!! Which kinda reminds me...one of my dudes got killed once, while doing a bench press.. but other than that it's like, totally awesome man!!
So, I'll be off dudes!! Keep on rockin' with the times!! Oh, yeah and remember to RECYCLE!! It's the cool thing to do dudes!! Later!!
Sunday 3 May 2009
Recycling
Do it you assholes. It doesn't cost anything. Are you too cool to recycle? NOBODY is too cool to recycle. For those of us who aren't Superman or Spiderman, (who save the world with super powers) we can only save the world by recycling. Maybe you're confident we'll colonise other planets and won't need these resources? YOU ARE WRONG. We couldn't colonise a tree the way we are now. Fucking retards, you ought to learn respect!! Especially for the enviroment!! I mean never mind that animals try to maim, poison and kill us all the time, never mind that hurricanes destroy towns and avalanches kill hikers and what have you... The enviroment needs us to save it!! SO... fucking throw your goddamn pepsi cans in the recycling bin!!!
Do you know how many trees you can save by recycling paper?!!? Have you any idea?!? ...Actually, you don't save any, as people go ahead and cut them down anyway, but that's not the fucking point!! What was my point again?!?! Never mind, just recycle like good retards and we'll probably live a bit more on this godforsaken planet.
Do you know how many trees you can save by recycling paper?!!? Have you any idea?!? ...Actually, you don't save any, as people go ahead and cut them down anyway, but that's not the fucking point!! What was my point again?!?! Never mind, just recycle like good retards and we'll probably live a bit more on this godforsaken planet.
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